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Oh, hair dye! What an awful and appealing product. You see, I was born with this glorious red hair. Old ladies tried to touch it, random Baptist women dyed theirs to match, my mother took me to her hair appointments: "Make mine look like hers", boys noticed and adored it...etc.
What did I do?
I dyed it Malaysian Cherry.
"At least it's temporary," I consoled myself.
A couple weeks went by. It wouldn't wash out quickly enough.
So I scrounged up the paltry sum of $ 10.45 and purchased "Born Blonde"
I am an idiot.
First my roots turned yellow. Then my hair turned a god awful Malaysian Orange.
I have multi-colored hair.
I look like a neon glowing rainbow.
Now I know why it is called, "suicide blonde."
Oh, hair dye! What an awful and appealing product. You see, I was born with this glorious red hair. Old ladies tried to touch it, random Baptist women dyed theirs to match, my mother took me to her hair appointments: "Make mine look like hers", boys noticed and adored it...etc.
What did I do?
I dyed it Malaysian Cherry.
"At least it's temporary," I consoled myself.
A couple weeks went by. It wouldn't wash out quickly enough.
So I scrounged up the paltry sum of $ 10.45 and purchased "Born Blonde"
I am an idiot.
First my roots turned yellow. Then my hair turned a god awful Malaysian Orange.
I have multi-colored hair.
I look like a neon glowing rainbow.
Now I know why it is called, "suicide blonde."
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