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Yuck. I honestly loathe big business.
And I'm such a liar.
I have to pretend to be a different person at every job interview. Oh yes, I love to bring joy to the customer,
I am VERY organized,
I just love covering shifts and taking overtime,
would I describe myself as a team player? Oh definitely.
Bullshit.
I have no passion for customer service. I won't take extra shifts if I can avoid them. Me, a team player? Craziness.
Oh well. Today will be a blast nonetheless. I'm taking Pin-Up girl photos of the lovely Miss Shepherd. I know you're all waiting with baited breath for those images. Well looks like my unemployment streak is coming to an end soon. (Eventually.) If I don't get hired here I'll be a sad janitor. But honestly? Mopping floors appeals to me more than licking other people's assholes to appease them.
I know, I'm too vulgar.
